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Family Guy - Lois' P*rno Film Revealed
Stewie, equipped with his teddy bear, Rupert and his laser gun, has, on several occasions, almost single handedly taken over the world and he seems to be obsessed with world domination and matricide. Although he has remained physically one year old since " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", mentally he seems much older, even proclaiming in " I Never Met the Dead Man " to be shooting on a fifth grade level. Stewie is well-spoken, with an advanced vocabulary, an upper-class British accent and an ambiguous sexual orientation. He refers to Peter often as 'The Fat man' and his mother by her given name, Lois. Seth MacFarlane has described him as "an evil Rex Harrison". Stewie is constantly plotting ways to kill his mother, Lois, apparently holding a grudge against her because of his nine-month stay in her "ovarian Bastille. Stewie often speaks from the standpoint of a much older person, saying such things as "What is it that you children are into nowadays? The characters he kills off are for reasons such as anger, jealousy, and grudges he holds. Stewie's mastery of physics, mechanical engineering, and firearms are at a level of science fiction. He has constructed advanced fighter-jets, a mind control device, a weather control device, robots, a time machine, a shrinking pod, a teleportation device, and more. Stewie employs these to deal with the stresses of infant life such as teething pain, and his hatred of broccoli or to kill his mother. Stewie also shows infant-like tendencies such as pretending his tryke is an actual vehicle. Stewie's ability to move objects of greater weight than himself is not surprising to other characters, nor is his ability to perform martial arts or retrieve firearms from hammerspace. In " Dog Gone ", after he made jokes about Brian killing a dog, Brian asks him how he'd feel if he had killed another baby. He merely replied by telling him he's killed seven, acting as if it was no big deal. He also tries to get children to drink poison. In " Love Thy Trophy " his foster siblings who are each of different races asked him if he wanted to lay down and complete their people rainbow and he suggested that they play "Drink the Stuff Under the Sink" instead. Stewie, like his mother, has a masochistic personality. This was revealed in " Peter's Two Dads " when Lois spanked Stewie for destroying her pearl necklace. Stewie later confided to Rupert that he found that he enjoyed suffering from such pain, and unsuccessfully went out of his way to provoke Lois several times in the episode into spanking him again. He even had a day dream in which he was tortured by Lois, who was clad in a dominatrix outfit. Brian then painfully but successfully puts Stewie's arm back in its socket. After the act, Stewie notes that he won't say if he liked it or not. In " Friends of Peter G ", shown in a vision given by Death , Peter enters the kitchen drunk and angry, forcing his family to line up to get cigar burns. After Stewie is burned, he returns in a disguise in hopes to get burned again. In " Total Recall ", he claims he plays choking games with Rupert. Early in the series he was portrayed as being completely obsessed with world domination and killing Lois. In " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", It was revealed that after Stewie's birth, the doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois. He still wants to kill Lois and take over the world but those goals have taken a back seat, although He admits in " Send in Stewie, Please " that he still likes to talk about them. In select episodes, Stewie has exhibited some of his more sociopathic side, such as shooting Brian in the leg in " Back to the Pilot ". Stewie tried to recapture some of those traits in " The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair " and ended up creating an evil clone of himself. Despite all of Stewie's evil traits he did genuinely care about Brian. When ordered to kill Brian by his girlfriend Penelope in " Mr. Stewie ", Stewie struggled to do so but eventually chose to spare Brian and protect him from Penelope. He also comforted Brian after Glenn Quagmire ranted about how much he hated him in " Jerome Is the New Black " and informed Brian that he didn't need Quagmire to like him as long as he liked himself. He then added that he liked him and allowed him to sleep in his room. When Brian was killed by a car in " Life of Brian ", Stewie's devastation over Brian's death caused him to be cold and nasty towards Vinny , a replacement family dog until Vinny told him that he understood what he was going through due to the death of his own previous owner. After that, Stewie bonded with Vinny, imitating his Italian personality at times such as in " In Harmony's Way " when Vinny suggests Quagmire wear a necklace. Contents [ show ] Understanding Stewie A running gag has occurred over whether or not the family can understand Stewie's speech, especially given his tendency towards homicidal remarks. The Griffins appear to ignore most of what Stewie says, though on occasion they have responded to his speech. This has been referred in " E. Peterbus Unum " as a meta-joke. The end of the episode reveals it actually being a historical video, projected to a group of students in the future. When the presenter asks if there are any questions, one of the students responds with "I don't get it. Brian and Jillian are the only adults that seem to fully understand what he's saying; however there have been occasions when other characters have evidently understood him. Brian can always understand him though, and they often have conversations between themselves, including musical numbers, arguments and bad advice. Lauren Conrad is even able to understand him. On the rare occasions he speaks directly to Meg or Chris they also sometimes reply. In " Extra Large Medium ", Chris has a lot of dialog with Stewie that make it plain that he is able to understand him. Stewie complained that they were only NOW interested in him since they had found out he was an evil genius, whereas the previous week Peter had ignored his macaroni picture of an owl. In " Chitty Chitty Death Bang ", Stewie talks to the cult leader , who understands fully what he says, not seeing him until seconds before Stewie kills him. During a dream in " Bigfat ", Hank Hill walks in and demands to know who the fat guy is sleeping with his wife Lois, before waking up again with his real wife Peggy Hill and complains about not getting to find out if they can understand what Stewie says. When the family adopted Vinny , he was able to understand Stewie perfectly and throughout all the episodes with him, Vinny and Stewie exchanged dialogue just like he does with Brian. A mall Santa is able to understand Stewie in " Christmas Guy ". When being carried home from the hospital in " Yug Ylimaf ", Chris questions if anyone else heard Stewie while he talked to Brian after being born. This is immediately dismissed by Lois. Anne Murray understands Stewie when he and Brian go to see her about the meaning behind her song "Snowbird" in " Chris Cross ". When Peter discovers a whip in Quagmire's mail and decides to play with it in " Herpe, the Love Sore ", Stewie compliments him on the " Cool hWhip " and Peter turns the whip on him as Stewie questions how Peter can suddenly understand him. When Stewie comments to Chris that someone should call Lois a pig for picking her teeth at the table in " Meg Stinks! Hartman understands and converses with Stewie, albeit a disguised one, in " Stewie Is Enceinte ". When Stewie accepts Peter's apology to the family in " Inside Family Guy ", Peter thanks and admits he can understand him. When Meg fumbles around describing menstrual periods in " Saturated Fat Guy ", Stewie cuts to the chase, although Chris points out that he already understands her. During the " Theme From "Family Guy" " in " "Family Guy" Through the Years ", Peter attributes Stewie's limited speech to a wizard, associating it with a trope used to explain a lack of continuity as "a wizard did it. Even by age 35 Stewie does not know how to have sex, although in Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story he changes the future after seeing it as a baby. The Gay Side of Stewie Stewie is seemingly a closet bisexual. Continuous jokes during the series involves Stewie and homosexuality. Stewie has also been seen frequently flirting with male characters in the series. Still, he has seemed attracted to female characters. The more realistic situations this is, whenever the character of Stewie interest involves is of his age involves girls. Some rare times Stewie showed repulse of homosexuality. Also, in several occasions Stewie showed interest in Brian. Stewie has some kind of romantic or sexual fantasy involving his stuffed toy, Rupert. Stewie sees him as an athletic man with a teddy bear's head. Stewie had several times referred to him as gay. In " Excellence in Broadcasting ", Stewie accidentally discovers masturbation, and begins to fantasize about being tied to his crib while a muscular Brian and Rupert kiss. In " Fifteen Minutes of Shame " he said that he didn't really like women and thought it would be interesting if it turned out he was gay. In a canceled episode named "Queer Is Stewie? This never saw the light of day due to the show's cancellation. The episode was later redone and expanded to have Stewie finding his future self. Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, has stated in an interview that "He originally began as this diabolical villain, but then we delved into the idea of his confused sexuality. How you holding up Stewie? Umm, I feel right Brian, I feel right. There is also a scene in " Deep Throats " that suggests he's attracted to Brian. He makes a similar drunken admission in Stewie Griffin: In the same episode he asks Brian to shave his "coin purse". He has also kissed Brian several times on the show. In " No Meals on Wheels ", he is tricked by Brian into yelling "Yahtzee" and he does it in a feminine way. In " No Chris Left Behind " he says he hopes to join a group of gay men. In " The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou ", Stewie had a panic about having cancer, and wanted to have his list of things to be done before he died to be completed. One of those things was to learn how to ballroom dance with Brian. In that part, Stewie dressed himself in a pink dress and ear-rings. After they have danced for a while, Stewie whispers, "I love you. In " Love, Blactually ", Stewie sucks his finger after "accidentally" putting it into Brian's mouth. In " ", Brian asks if Stewie can give him a sample of his pee to trick Joe , who wanted to use the sample to check if Brian was smoking marijuana. Stewie looks very happy to accomplish Brian's request, and even gets naked to do it. In " Peter Griffin: In " Saving Private Brian ", he and Brian kiss to get kicked out of the army. Then while kissing another gay man who happens to be an officer comes up to them and says, Gay man:
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